"Honey, you should see me in a crown."

gloucesterroad:

i just thought about muggle borns buying their first wands and ollivander encouraging them to ‘give it a wave’ so they say ‘abracadabra’ and the whole store mishearing and just taking a step back and looking at them and someone’s like ‘wow kid you shouldn’t say things like that..’ 

baruchsbalthamos:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

How tiny does your dick have to be 

baruchsbalthamos:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

How tiny does your dick have to be 

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

fapamir:

*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* 3/4 through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

thewritersramblings:

Marvel Meme: Four Action Scenes [3/4]  → Black Widow vs. Hawkeye

"It’s Barton. He took out our systems. He’s headed for the detention level. Does anybody copy?"

"This is Agent Romanoff. I copy."

Be kind to yourself. Stop telling yourself that whatever you are struggling with “should” be easy. If something is hard for you, it is hard for you. There are probably Reasons, though those may just be how you are wired. Acknowledge these things. When you finish something hard, be proud! Celebrate a little.

And really, just stop saying “should” to yourself about your thoughts and feelings in any context. You feel how you feel. The things in your head are the things in your head. You can’t change either directly through sheer force of will. You can only change what you do. Stop beating yourself up for who and what you are right now–it isn’t productive. Focus on moving forward.

fuckedfuhdaze:

8herecomesthesun8:

mother—mortis:

Can we just.

i can’t not reblog this

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